Rules

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name...
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.


My results + questions

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Tom Needs to Worry More About Staying Out of the Big House than Staying in the House of Representatives."
Oh no! Not a politician!

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "tom looks like hes gonna molest jen "
Okay.....

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Tom says sorry for drugs jibe "
Great. Now I'm being compared to Tom Cruise?

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Tom wants some fucking cash for all his hard goddam work... "
Well, I have worked pretty hard...

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Tom Does YogaDawg"
ANOTHER Tom Cruise compaison? WILL IT NEVER END?!?!?!?

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Tom Hates the Environment "
Politician again. I definitely love the environment.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Tom asks Nicole to postpone wedding '"
Who is this Nicole? This better not be Tom Cruise again.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Tom Goes to the Mayor"
Gosh darn politicians! Go AWAY!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Tom likes to visit the zoo "
Finally. Some truth! All I've gotten from Cruise and the Politicians are LIES!

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Tom eats much. "
I do NOT!

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Bill wears blue boxer shorts while Tom wears red boxer shorts "
I don't even want to know why all we're wearing is boxer shorts.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: "Tom was arrested for choking the donkey "
OMG. Look up choking the donkey at UrbanDictionary.com

NOW TO TAG!!!
I tag -you-!!!